Well, I do declare! What will they think of next!!

While sitting at my desk today, I decided to take a short break and check out "The Women's Golf Shop" online. I had recently ordered two skirts on sale and I wanted to check on delivery as one of the skirts was on back order.

Here in Toronto, the choices in the pro shops or stores like Golf Town are lacking for women. I find myself ordering on line from the US when it comes to golf attire. In the US, it's a whole different ball game (pardon the pun). The choices for funky golf shoes, clothing and accessories are endless. Gone are the matronly, ugly designs of boring long skirts or shorts and golf shirts that look like mens but are simply cut smaller but I digress while "window shopping" on Women's Golf Shop, I stumbled across the following "golf accessory" which I must admit I am completely fascinated by.

The Cleavage Cooler
......YES! You read correctly... I didn't even know that my cleavage would require cooling while playing golf but apparently, as the description for the product states " Frozen Cleavage Coolers" fit snuggly in the front of your bra where it presses against your sternum and brings amazing body heat and anxiety relief" Anxiety relief? I know I can get upset when I three putt a hole or miss a drive but anxious would not aptly describe my mood at the time? I find this product absolutely bizarre but I am somehow interested in trying one to see just how it works but the $25USD price tag seems a bit steep. I am now wondering if it would have the same effect if I just allowed my cleavage to act as cup holder for my cold water or beer while I walk from one hole to another on a muggy day? What about a mini bag of frozen peas? That would only set me back about $3 Canadian. The possibilities are endless....

The "Cleavage Cooler" is being promoted to us ladies as a Smart "Girlfriend Gift" for: hostesses~Bridal Parties~Baby Showers~Actresses~Dancers~Drama Queens~All Athletes~Tee Prizes at Golf Tournaments. I actually chortled out loud at that brilliant marketing blurb. You even have your choice of shapes, fabrics and by virtue of the fact it was featured on "Dr. Phil's" Invention show just makes me want to run out or click on the "add to cart" button.... NOT.... but I may try the beer can trick on Sunday, if it's really hot....I am sure I may get some stares and JB will be lying prostrate on the greens, laughing his ass off. Surely, everyone will understand that I am trying to reduce my body heat and relieve my anxiety. I am quite sure I will play 100% better than I did with hot cleavage.

If you are interested the "Cleavage Cooler" comes in an assortment of fabrics and either heart shaped or oblong shaped. I will let y'all know how the beer can works if I try it out this weekend.









Quote of the day:

Golf is a game of coordination, rhythm and grace; women have these to a high degree.

Babe Didrikson Zaharias